Scott Tolleson x Sucklord - “Chinese Pizza Eater” bootleg announced!!!

The Super Sucklord just got caught with his hand in the Kookie jar. Sucklord has announced that he has teamed up with the 2015 Designer Toy Awards Artist of the Year winner, Scott Tolleson, to release “Chinese Pizza Eater,” an artistic take on Kookie No Good and the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figurine. Sucklord wrote to us saying, “This toy custom by far has been the most difficult project in my career. I spent hours upon hours trying to get it right. It's not easy trying to make art for not just my fans but also the Kookie fans and TMNT fans. It was definitely a tough Kookie!” Scott Tolleson declined to comment. "Chinese Pizza Eater" will be an edition of 10, and retail for $450 each. The figures will be available for purchase on The Super Sucklord’s website HERE at 12Noon PST on Saturday, April 2nd. This toy is expected to go fast, so you’ll have to be quick. If you miss out, sorry, that’s the way the Kookie crumbles.

Please Note: Happy April Fool's Day! The above post is a joke and in no way reflects — to the best of our knowledge — anything that is actually occurring.