Are You Ready for the End of the World? Lovecraft's Cthulhu + My Little Pony = @#$#!?!?

There are tales, in the most eldritch of tomes, that allude to The Great Cthulhu being a Bronie. Yes, most of his morals and desires are beyond human understanding, but that doesn't mean his beyond bedding an adorable My Little Pony filly when given the chance. And, when such an unholy union takes place, "Little Maddie" is the result. The Caretaker of the 'Pocalypse, this 6-inch tall Bigshot Toyworks creation is a disturbingly cute parody of both Lovecraft's Great Old One and Hasbro's famed toy line. Injection molded and made from ABS plastic, with ball jointed wings and head, these figures — the first in the Four Horsies of the 'Pocalypse line — are available now through a Kickstarter campaign, granting you one of these beasts to call your own for only $60 apiece!