"Prosciutto-Batto-Volcano"... um what?!?!?

Standing 11" tall with a 12" wingspan, this brand new screen printed, hand-cut, wooden figure from Psycho Scimitar dubbed the "Prosciutto-Batto-Volcano" is every bit of awesome! "His wings are made of old pepperoni that's been cooked in a secret underground oven fueled by fossilized pterodactyl turds. Enter any of his erupting volcano puss holes and all of your favorite types of lasagna will appear before you. He's Italian." As creepy and as weird as this figure seems, we love it... and if you feel the same way we do, you can grab one HERE this Friday, April 17th for $45 a pop!