Stefan Bucher's Daily Monster #170

From Stefan's Blog:

170 does not appear to be a happy camper. In fact, he seems outright truculent. Cantankerous, even. What's his beef, do you think? Is it that damn music? Is it tax season? Is it those tight, purple pants? I'm sure you have a theory already, and I hope you'll not keep it all to yourself. If you can squeeze it into your day, please...