Paper Bag Assassins… Fast Food Chaos Meets Suit-and-Tie Sneakiness! HIJACK PROFESSIONAL from Fools Paradise!
I think this drop is seriously rad. HIJACK PROFESSIONAL from Fools Paradise hits that sweet spot between designer toy heat and pure pop-culture parody. The whole setup is bonkers… professional assassin totally blows a mission, gets grabbed by the enemy, and the bodyguard just rips a paper bag off someone’s take-out to hide the guy’s face. It feels like something straight out of a Tarantino sequence mixed with Saturday-morning silliness. How cool is this?!?!
You’ve got two versions up for grabs, and both of them lean into those sly references Fools Paradise loves to sneak in… FRIES Edition throws down with that unmistakable fast-food color scheme… heavy red and yellow vibes with upgraded shading that honestly looks like pop-art meets crime-thriller. It’s limited to 199 pcs worldwide and comes with a numbered certificate. This one is $295 with free global shipping. Total instant flex for collectors.
FLAT WHITE Edition chills it out with a mellow café palette, perfect for the character’s “hostage in the coffee shop” energy. This one is open edition, way easier to secure, and priced at $180 with free global shipping. Designer toy people who hate fighting bots can finally relax…
Both figures stand 260 mm (around 10.2") tall and are available for pre-order right now, with an estimated ship date in late December 2025. So yeah… not even that long a wait before these paper-bag hitmen show up on your shelf. Pop-culture references are all over this release… fast food vs. coffee chains, classic crime movies, hitman tropes, undercover disguises, early 90s action poster energy… and all wrapped up in that signature Fools Paradise sculpt and humor. I seriously love what they did with the suit folds and the bag texture… it’s absurd but it looks premium.

























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