Stefan Bucher's Daily Monster #87

From Stefan's Blog:

Monster 87 is watching you! He knows what you're up to. And he ain't having any of it. Or is he just squinting because he lost his glasses? Why do you think he's got that one giant hand? Why is he shaking it at you anyway? Or do you think he's talking to somebody standing behind you? Is his head always that size and shape? Or is it a stress thing? Don't tell me you don't have a story bubbling in your head right now. You must please let it out right now!