Thou Shalt Not Worship False Idols… except this one! Goodleg Toys's "Cokesse, Goddess of Cocaine!"

Yes, I know that "Thou Shalt Not Worship False Idols" is not one of the actual commandments, rather a bastardization of two of them, but it just works SO perfectly for this incredibly cool statue by Germany's Goodleg Toys: "Cokesse, the Goddess of Cocaine." Hand-cast in resin and hand-painted, these 3¾-inch tall figurines even feature an articulated head… of course, we are talking about a head featuring a cracked skull to expose the brain damage, a massive leak of snot from her nose, and the infinity symbol () emblazoned upon her forehead! Available in various limited edition colors, including Black, Yellow, Red, Blue, Green, and Grey, each of these pieces comes in a hand-made box. Available now in Goodleg Toys's online shop for $70 apiece.