La Muerta x Johnny Crap - "Re:Scripted" hat

Hey all you freaks... look what the low-lifes at La Muerta have churned up for you this week... and it's not a shirt... but it still has that same effect of covering up your mutated body!!! For the first time ever, they have announced the release of a hat, and this one features that awesome "Script" style of none-other than Johnny Crap in an epic hat design titled "Re:Scripted"! "Want a Get Out of "Nightmare Alley" free card? Don the Re:Scripted hat, featuring a custom font by Johnny Crap, on those blistering summer days when you wander the campgrounds, looking for a little sumfin' sumfin'. Even the nastiest cold readers respect the mark of the Muerta beast when they see it, and you'll be quickly escorted to the front of the line for a slippery chute outta' the Donniker Hole." Oh, and just like all of La Muerta's other products... is super limited, only 25 of these are EVER being made, and they are up for pre-order HERE right now for just $35! Don't sleep on this awesome design folks.