Do you want a Sucklord figure made just for you?

Have you ever thought: "Man, I love The Sucklord. Wish he'd make a figure just for me." I know, it'd be amazing, right? Well, guess what… Sucklord has teamed up with the Galactic Jerkbags (his unofficial fanclub site) to bring you just that. These "Karate Chumps" figures are made-to-order by the man in the mask himself! They do all use the same karate figure body, but the colors and head is up to you! And it certainly looks like he'll use just about any head he has that'll fit:

While those are only examples, the possibilities are pretty much endless. Each figure will come packaged in a handmade plain box with specially made insert, just like those Kenner mail order action figures of yore. Each piece will cost $150 and take 6-8 weeks to ship (these are being specially made just for you, remember), so — if you're interested — drop a line to Sucklord himself at store [at] suckadelic [dot] com for more information and to reserve your copy… because he's only going to do 30 of these total!

[Images and information courtesy of the Galactic Jerkbags website.]